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pooltchr
01-19-2006, 03:20 PM
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool
professor gave him an A+ for this report:
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>Titanic:..... $29.99
>Clinton:..... $29.99
>
>Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
>Clinton:.... Over 3 hours to read
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>Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
>Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
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>Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
>Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
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>Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
>Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.
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>Titanic:.... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
>Clinton:.... Ditto for Monica.
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>Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
>Clinton:..... Let's not go there.
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>Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
>Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
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>Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
>Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
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>Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
>Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
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>Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
>Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
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Barbara
01-19-2006, 07:35 PM
LMAO!!

Good one, Steve!!!

Barbara

dg-in-centralpa
01-19-2006, 07:44 PM
Very Good.

DG