9 Ball Girl
02-13-2006, 05:52 PM
<font color="red">The George Bush Virus</font color> - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
<font color="red">The John Kerry Virus</font color> - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
<font color="red">The Clinton Virus</font color> - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory
<font color="red">The Al Gore Virus</font color> - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting
<font color="red">The Bob Dole Virus</font color> - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
<font color="red">The Lewinsky Virus</font color> - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
<font color="red">The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus</font color> - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
<font color="red">The Mike Tyson Virus</font color> - Quits after two bytes
<font color="red">The Oprah Winfrey Virus</font color> - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
<font color="red">The Ellen Degeneres Virus</font color> - Disks can no longer be inserted
<font color="red">The Prozac Virus</font color> - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
<font color="red">The Michael Jackson Virus</font color> - Only attacks minor files
<font color="red">The Lorena Bobbitt Virus</font color> - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows
<font color="red">The John Kerry Virus</font color> - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
<font color="red">The Clinton Virus</font color> - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory
<font color="red">The Al Gore Virus</font color> - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting
<font color="red">The Bob Dole Virus</font color> - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
<font color="red">The Lewinsky Virus</font color> - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
<font color="red">The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus</font color> - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
<font color="red">The Mike Tyson Virus</font color> - Quits after two bytes
<font color="red">The Oprah Winfrey Virus</font color> - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
<font color="red">The Ellen Degeneres Virus</font color> - Disks can no longer be inserted
<font color="red">The Prozac Virus</font color> - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
<font color="red">The Michael Jackson Virus</font color> - Only attacks minor files
<font color="red">The Lorena Bobbitt Virus</font color> - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows