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02-24-2006, 12:32 PM
Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

02-24-2006, 03:17 PM
A man and his wife were vacationing in Las Vegas. While playing video poker alone one night, the man was approached by a prostitute.

Of course he had no intention of purchasing the lady's favors, but he amused himself with the small talk leading up to negotiations. When the price was discussed, he pretended to be flabbergasted at her offer of $150 for thirty minutes.

"You've GOT to be kidding!", he exclaimed. "Why, I could take my entire family to dinner and a movie for that amount."

"Well, how much did you think it would cost?", she asked.

He replied, "Well, I was thinking more along the lines of ten, or at most twenty, dollars".

Whereupon she, insulted, walked away in disgust at the waste of valuable time.

Later that week, the same prostitute recognized the man, who was waiting with his wife for the 9:00 show to open. Standing in front of the couple, she said to the man "see what you get for $10?".