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Drop1
02-24-2006, 01:43 PM
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as The Messiah.

2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian Faith.

3. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store,or at Hooters.

Chopstick
02-25-2006, 08:19 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Drop1:</font><hr>
3. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store,or at Hooters. <hr /></blockquote>

That's why if you go fishing with a Baptist you have to take two of them. If you take one they'll drink all your beer. If you take two they won't drink any. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

lukeinva
02-26-2006, 09:29 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Chopstick:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote Drop1:</font><hr>
3. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store,or at Hooters. <hr /></blockquote>

That's why if you go fishing with a Baptist you have to take two of them. If you take one they'll drink all your beer. If you take two they won't drink any. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif <hr /></blockquote>

Now thats funny!!!

dg-in-centralpa
02-27-2006, 10:24 AM
If you see 4 catholics, you'll usually find a fifth.

DG

supergreenman
02-27-2006, 03:47 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote dg-in-centralpa:</font><hr> If you see 4 catholics, you'll usually find a fifth.

DG <hr /></blockquote>

A fifth of Irish whiskey that is. :P

James

SpiderMan
02-27-2006, 04:57 PM
HaHa Ha HaHa! Now THAT is funny!

SpiderMan

<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Drop1:</font><hr> 1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as The Messiah.

2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian Faith.

3. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store,or at Hooters. <hr /></blockquote>

nAz
02-27-2006, 06:42 PM
lol