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dg-in-centralpa
03-02-2006, 05:22 PM
I just don't understand women. After the last child was born, my wife me we had to cut back on expenses, and that I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker; maybe a 12 pack on weekends---

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back

DG - Mrs. DG would kill me if I had said this

Sid_Vicious
03-02-2006, 06:00 PM
Maybe she'll try a few shots with a six pack herself tonight. Git your Viagra swallowed NOW! /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif sid

wolfdancer
03-02-2006, 06:18 PM
Got to email that one Dg....good one

dg-in-centralpa
03-03-2006, 06:23 AM
Don't need Viagra yet...

DG-always willing and able when she's ready

SpiderMan
03-03-2006, 08:01 AM
Good one, saved in my joke file.

SpiderMan

DickLeonard
03-03-2006, 08:11 AM
DG thanks for the laugh even tho your not supposed laugh on this site.####

dg-in-centralpa
03-03-2006, 08:15 PM
Here's one for you Dick,

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

DG

Voodoo Daddy
03-04-2006, 04:59 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote dg-in-centralpa:</font><hr> Here's one for you Dick,

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

DG <hr /></blockquote>

Marriage is a Three Ring Circus
Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
Suffer-Ring

dg-in-centralpa
03-04-2006, 07:08 PM
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

DG

dg-in-centralpa
03-04-2006, 07:09 PM
Mrs DG won't let me comment. LOL I posted the wrong thing earlier. Oh well...

DG