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03-11-2006, 09:22 PM
A woman arrives for her appointment at the bridal shop, and explains to the clerk that she wants to wear a white gown, even though this will be her fourth marriage. the clerk remarks that this would be inappropriate, since being married three times already, she probably is not a virgin.

"But i am a virgin", the woman replys. "You see, my first husband was a psychiatrist, and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynocologist, and all he ever wanted to do was look at it. My third husband, (sigh), was a stamp collector.

God, how i miss him!