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SpiderMan
04-05-2006, 11:35 AM
Two South Texas farmers, Jim Bob and Billy Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar drinking beer. Jim Bob turns to Billy Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes."

Billy Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day Jim Bob goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Jim Bob says, "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically, because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."

"Yes, I do have a wife."

"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weedeater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim Bob shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Billy Bob at the bar. He tells Billy Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic.

"Logic?" Billy Bob says, "What's that?"

Jim Bob says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer."

SpiderMan

Gayle in MD
04-08-2006, 12:08 PM
HA HA HA...good one! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

dg-in-centralpa
04-08-2006, 07:12 PM
It's obvious that this guy has a death wish!!!!
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. the wife is standing in
&gt;&gt;&gt; front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know
&gt;&gt;&gt; love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is
&gt;&gt;&gt; all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bun is hanging out
&gt;&gt;&gt; a
&gt;&gt;&gt; mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby"
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; She turns to her husband and says.....
&gt;&gt;&gt; "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself"
&gt;&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt;&gt; He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well......there's nothing
&gt;&gt;&gt; wrong