View Full Version : Best "sick" day excuse ever......

04-05-2006, 04:32 PM

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that She is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my a$$ coming into work today.