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recoveryjones
04-09-2006, 12:30 PM
Many of you (old timers) have heard Dean Martins/Frank Sintraís ďItís AmoreĒ song with lyrics like:

When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, thatís Amore
When the world seems to shine, like youíve had too much wine, thatís Amore.

Hereís my tribute to the best cue tip in the world, based on (parts of) the above tune

THATíS A MOORI

Give the best tip, a try
That ah money, can buy
Thatís a Moori

Try some draw, or sidespin
Youíll love, our pigskin
Thatís a Moori

Even a skeptic naysayer
Loves layer after layer
Thatís a Moori

Like Takahashi our man
Itís made in Japan
Thatís a Moori

Stroke a soft or a hard
Not your dick, ya retard
Stroke a Moori

North- South or East- West
Itís simply, the best
End of story


RJ

straightshooter
04-09-2006, 12:40 PM
I love my Moori tips also....