View Full Version : Some one liners for ya Monday.
04-10-2006, 05:46 AM
What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
About 45 lbs.
What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
About 45 minutes.
Why do women find it so hard to find a sensitive, caring boyfriend?
Those guys already have boyfriends.
Why do men find it so difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts do not have eyes. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif <font color="blue"> My favorite </font color>
04-10-2006, 08:26 AM
that last one is akin to a shirt I wear quite often. Just plain black with white lettering saying "Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes"
04-10-2006, 12:40 PM
Chopstick,glad you are back. Did you become a day trader?
04-10-2006, 03:03 PM
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of [censored]. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors)
because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
WATER = [censored]
WINE = HEALTH
Free yourself of [censored], drink WINE!!! It is better to drink wine and Talk [censored] than to drink water and be full of [censored].
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing It as a public service. Have a nice day...
DG - won't drink water now
04-11-2006, 12:03 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Drop1:</font><hr> Chopstick,glad you are back. Did you become a day trader? <hr /></blockquote>
Yes, I did and I appreciate all the help and advice everyone gave me. I have spent the last few months with my nose in a book or watching trade tickers. There sure is a lot to learn. I almost got skinned so many times but I managed to get away with the cash. It's a brutal game.
04-11-2006, 12:08 PM
The water is weird tasting down here. I guess you get used to it. Spiderman said even the ice tastes funny when he came to visit.
What's the difference between a northern zoo and a southern zoo?
In a southern zoo the plaque in front of the cage where they have the name of the animal and the description also includes a recipe. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
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