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dg-in-centralpa
04-25-2006, 05:26 PM
Not sure if this was posted before, if it was I apologize. Otherwise the Bush bashers will love it.


> A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The
> robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's
> your IQ?"
>
> The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
> global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
> environmental interconnectedness, string theory,
> The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
> decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes
> back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly
> prepared drink and asks him,
>
> "What's your IQ?"The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot
> starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball,
> supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, etc. Really impressed, the man
> leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.
>
> He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your
IQ?"
>
>
> The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
> And the robot says... reallllllly sloooooooooooowly... "Sooooooooooo ya
> gonna vote for Bush again?"

DG - glad I didn't vote for Bush or Kerry