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Lester
04-27-2006, 02:51 AM
Subject: leaving for Mexico
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> MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO
>
> David M. Bresnahan April 1, 2006
> NewsWithViews.com
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> Dear President Bush:
>
>
> I'm about to plan a little trip with my family
> and extended family, and I would like to ask you to
> assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from
> the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
> arrangements. I know you can help with this.
>
>
> I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas,
> passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure
> they handle those things the same way you do here.
>
>
> So, would you mind telling your buddy,
> > President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over?
> > Please let him know that I will be expecting the
> > following:
> >
> >
> > 1. Free medical care for my entire family.
> >
> >
> > 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats
> > for all services I might need, whether I use them or
> > not.
> >
> >
> > 3. All government forms need to be printed in
> > English.
> >
> >
> > 4. I want my kids to be taught by
> > English-speaking teachers.
> >
> >
> > 5. Schools need to include classes on American
> > culture and history.
> >
> >
> > 6. I want my kids to see the American flag
> > flying on the top of the flag pole at their school
> > with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
> >
> >
> > 7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for
> > both breakfast and lunch.
> >
> >
> > 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's
> > license so I can get easy access to government
> > services.
> >
> >
> > 9. I do not plan to have any car insurance,
> > and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic
> > laws.
> >
> >
> > 10. In case one of the Mexican police
> > officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to
> > leave me alone, please be sure that all police
> > officers speak English.
> >
> >
> > 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my
> > house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a
> > gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
> > complaints or negative comments from the locals.
> >
> >
> > 12. I would also like to have a nice job
> > without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any
> > labor laws or tax laws.
> >
> >
> > 13. Please tell all the people in the country
> > to be extremely nice and never say a critical word
> > about me, or about the strain I might place on the
> > economy.
> >
> >
> > I know this is an easy request because you
> > already do all these things for all the people who
> > come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres.
> > Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
> > nicely.
> >
> >
> > However, if he gives you any trouble, just
> > invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
> >
> >
> > Thank you so much for your kind help.
> >
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> >
> > David M. Bresnahan

Gayle in MD
04-27-2006, 05:29 AM
Good one Lester,
Unfortunately, it wouldn't do much good to write to this President, I don't think he can read. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Gayle in Md.