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05-04-2006, 04:48 PM

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

05-04-2006, 06:03 PM
Good one!

A really ugly woman walks into a nursing home accompanied by her two kids.

An old geezer sitting in a wheelchair looks up and says. "Are they twins?"
The woman is obviously surprised and says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why?
Do you really think they look alike?"
"No, I just can't believe you got laid twice."


Rich R.
05-04-2006, 06:47 PM
If that didn't make me laugh so hard, I would say that was a bad joke. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

05-05-2006, 02:24 AM
That was cute /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Why dont lobsters share their food?..................

Because their shellfish (selfish) /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

05-06-2006, 08:21 PM
/ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif I'm pretty sure I meet her at the poolhall.