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nAz
05-11-2006, 07:49 AM
Little Sally comes home from Sunday school and her mother asks her what she
learned.
"The teacher told us the story of Moses leading his people out of Egypt", Sally
said.
Her mother asked Sally to tell her the story.
"Well", said Sally, "Moses led his people away from Egypt and the Pharaoh
starting chasing them. When they got to this big lake, Moses called up his
engineers and they built this pontoon bridge over the lake and Moses and his
people started across. When they got to the other side, they waited until
Pharaoh's army was on the bridge and then Moses called in his helicopters and
artillery and they bombed the bridge and blew up the Pharaoh's army and they
all drowned and Moses and his people got away."
Sally's mother was horrified. "That can't be the way your teacher told the
story!"
"Well, no" said Sally, "but you would never believe it the way she told it."

nAz
05-11-2006, 07:50 AM
err here is a good one, that sounds like something a would say...

There was a Rabbi, a Catholic Priest, and a Baptist Preacher walking on
the beach when they see a bag wash to shore.

They open it and find it's a bag full of money. Well the Rabbi says,
"This is a blessing from God. Here let's draw a circle in the sand, throw
the money up in the air. Whatever falls out of the circle we give back
to God."

The Catholic Priest says, "I have a better idea. Let's throw the money
up in the air. Whatever falls in the circle we give back to God."

The Baptist Preacher says, "I have an even better idea. Let's throw the money
up in the air. Whatever God wants, He keeps." /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif