View Full Version : They grow 'em big in Texas

05-11-2006, 10:36 AM
A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks
for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a Typical Texas
baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks like I said, my
boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

Congratulations showered him from all a! round, and many exclamations of
"WOW!" We heard one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say you're the
father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, how
much does he weigh now"?

" Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks."

The proud father answer s, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What
happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star beer, wipes his lips
on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says:

"Had'm circumcised!