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wolfdancer
05-14-2006, 11:42 PM
FOX NEWS-WHITE HOUSE MERGER COMPLETED
Bill O’Reilly Named Secretary of Defense

One day after being named the new White House spokesman, former Fox News pundit Tony Snow announced that a deal merging Fox News and the Bush White House had been successfully completed.

“The merger between Fox News and the White House can be summed up in one word: synergy,” Mr. Snow said. “The two entities have been working in lockstep for five years now and this merger is a formal acknowledgment of that fact.”

While many Beltway observers had long assumed that a merger between the White House and Fox News was inevitable, not until reporters saw workmen hanging a “Fair and Balanced” sign from the White House portico this morning did they know a deal had finally been struck.

According to those familiar with the deal, the final sticking point in the negotiations was ironed out late last night when President George W. Bush agreed to report to Fox News owner Rupert Murdoch.

Moments after the merger was announced, Mr. Snow introduced the latest member of the Bush Cabinet, Secretary of Defense Bill O’Reilly.

In his first official act as Defense Secretary, Mr. O’Reilly called CNN “a gathering threat” and added the cable news network to the Axis of Evil.

Mr. O’Reilly’s comments drew sharp criticism from Sen. Joseph Biden (D-Del), who told reporters, “I don’t see how CNN can be considered a threat when their biggest weapon is Larry King.”

Elsewhere, when asked how it felt to publish her first novel and then be charged with plagiarism, author Kaavya Viswanathan said, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”
web page (http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1380)

Gayle in MD
05-15-2006, 05:36 AM
HA HA HA...good one!

Love,
Gayle

nAz
05-15-2006, 09:24 AM
http://images.villagevoice.com/issues/0619/sutton-big.jpg

nAz
05-15-2006, 09:29 AM
http://images.villagevoice.com/issues/0617/sutton-big.jpg

Gayle in MD
05-15-2006, 09:32 AM
BWA HA HA HA...good one...now, wouldn't you think this administration would be smart enough not to do these kind of things, it's like George Bush trying to appoint Hayden as CIA Director, same guy who is breaking the law with him and covering up for him with the wire taps, just like Gonzales is doing...I mean, really, he's so obvious, he MUST really think we're dumb! We all already knew that Fox was his propaganda channel, LMAO...

Gayle In Md.

nAz
05-15-2006, 09:43 AM
The "man" Forest Gumped his way to the Presidency... freaking amazing /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

nAz
05-15-2006, 06:19 PM
hmm neo-c0ns have been hacking my system lately and im having trouble hot linking images, anyway here are the two i posted earlier...

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h251/0naz0/sutton-big2.jpg

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h251/0naz0/sutton-big.jpg

wolfdancer
05-15-2006, 06:31 PM
nAz...those are great.....speaking as a liberal, of course. A die-hard neo...might consider those unpatriotic.
Speaking of die hards.....we're missing one here.
Only Steve is left to defend against Gayle's blasphemous, Godless posts, concerning our CinC, and his Constitutional amendments

nAz
05-15-2006, 07:07 PM
yeah what the hell happen to them? i bet Ed and Steve went to a different forum... not that it matters Gayle will find then and pound the truth into them!..


BTW what did you think of your presidents speech tonight?

The whole country must be pissed at him, no one will buy the sprinkling of NG troops he wants to deploy, no matter how delusion they may be.
I was hoping he would say that he is going to form a "spacial" attorney general to go after the employers of illegal aliens. /ccboard/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Gayle in MD
05-15-2006, 10:51 PM
Here's what the president said, he's all for amnesty, but, he's not for amnesty, so, that should satisfy everyone.

Gayle in Md.

cushioncrawler
05-16-2006, 05:28 AM
Hi Wolfdancer -- nothing to do with this thread -- but i must mention the time that (when i woz a traffic engineer) i designed a "Right Turn Only" into Rupert's mum'z property (looks like a set from Gone With The Wind) -- i bet that Rupert lovz the sign -- hiz mum iz a lovely old gal.

wolfdancer
05-16-2006, 09:32 AM
"Right turn only"......good one......

SPetty
05-16-2006, 11:57 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr> BTW what did you think of your presidents speech tonight?<hr /></blockquote>Did anyone else catch Al Gore's speech that started out SNL last Saturday? Funny stuff!

Found it:
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/05/14.html#a8280

Gayle in MD
05-17-2006, 07:01 AM
Spetty...he was great! I thought it was one of the funniest skits I've ever seen!

Gayle in Md.

nAz
05-17-2006, 07:40 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote SPetty:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr> BTW what did you think of your presidents speech tonight?<hr /></blockquote>Did anyone else catch Al Gore's speech that started out SNL last Saturday? Funny stuff!

Found it:
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/05/14.html#a8280 <hr /></blockquote>

lol ya that was good, thanks for posting it.