View Full Version : Obliging Nun

05-18-2006, 04:44 AM
A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out

of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a

few minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed. Just a moment

later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have

you seen a soldier running by here??" The nun replied, "He went that

way." After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her

skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't

want to go to Iraq." The nun said, ! "I think I can fully understand

your fear." The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or

impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If

you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of

balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

DG - may have been posted before but still funny /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif