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ceebee
05-31-2006, 09:25 AM
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?" Dad says "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
..1. Im the head of the family, so call me President George Bush.
..2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government or the Bush Adminstration.
..3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you "the People".
..4. The nanny, we'll consider her "the Working class".
..5. And your baby brother, we'll call him "the Future".

"Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So, the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Nanny's room.

Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad I think I can understand the concept of politics now:

The father says "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about"

The little boy replies, "George Bush, the President, is screwing "the Working class", while the Government, Bush's Administration, is sound asleep. "The people" are being ignored and "the Future" is in deep Doo-Doo.

Gayle in MD
05-31-2006, 09:30 AM
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Deeman3
05-31-2006, 12:32 PM
ceebee,

I think you have the wrong president in bed with the nanny.


Deeman

hondo
06-01-2006, 06:19 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Deeman3:</font><hr> ceebee,

I think you have the wrong president in bed with the nanny.


Screwing the working people? No, I don't think so, Dee.
Deeman <hr /></blockquote>