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Deeman3
07-27-2006, 02:19 PM
Subject: A Biker's Wish
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>>One Wish
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>>A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
>>above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have
>>tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
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>>The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
>>over
>>anytime I want."
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>>The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
>>challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
>>the
>>bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
>>nearly
>>exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to
>>justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think
>>of
>>something that would honor and glorify me."
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>>The biker thought about it for a long time.
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>>Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to
>>know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the
>>silent
>>treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
>>and
>>how I can make this woman truly happy."
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>>The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge"?
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Deeman
not my joke, it was sent to me....