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wolfdancer
08-09-2006, 08:46 AM
For those that believe in reincarnation, here's compelling evidence that GWB in a past life was Warren G. Harding
Before he became President, Harding had undistinguished political career both as Ohio Governor and U.S.Senator. Bush had a similar undistinguished background both in business and Governor of Texas.
And then there are the "scandals"...and "big oil"
"Upon winning the election, Harding appointed many of his old allies to prominent political positions. Known as the “Ohio Gang” (a term used by Charles Mee, Jr., for his book of the same name), some of the appointees used their new powers to rob the government. It is unclear how much, if anything, Harding himself knew about his friends' illicit activities.

The most infamous scandal of the time was the Teapot Dome affair, which shook the nation for years after Harding's death. The scandal involved United States Secretary of the Interior Albert B. Fall, who was convicted of accepting bribes and illegal no-interest personal loans in exchange for the leasing of public oil fields to business associates. (Absent the bribes and personal loans, the leases themselves were quite legal.) In 1931, Fall became the first member of a presidential Cabinet to be sent to prison."

Thomas Miller, head of the Office of Alien Property, was convicted of accepting bribes. Jess Smith, personal aide to the Attorney General, destroyed papers and then committed suicide. Charles Forbes, director of the Veterans Bureau, skimmed profits, earned large amounts of kickbacks, and directed underground alcohol and drug distribution. He was convicted of fraud and bribery and drew a two-year sentence. Charles Cramer, an aide to Charles Forbes, also committed suicide."
And the rankings:
"after his death Harding gained a reputation as being one of America's least successful Presidents. In numerous polls of historians, Harding is ranked as one of the worst, or even dead last."
We did not need to wait until GWB passed on, to rank him right up (down?) there with "Gamy" W.(Gamaliel)Harding.
In the end though, it's the speaking style that convinced me, after an exhaustive 15 minute research, that GWB is WGH,refurbished.
Harding wrote his own speeches and as H.L. Menken said
"He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash." Mencken also coined the term "Gamalielese" to refer to Harding's distinctive style of speech. Upon Harding's death, poet e. e. cummings said "The only man, woman or child who wrote a simple declarative sentence with seven grammatical errors is dead."
And regarding the speaking errors of both men....Harding is thought to have suffered from Aphasia
Aphasia is a loss or impairment of the ability to produce and/or comprehend language, due to brain damage. It is usually a result of damage to the language centres of the brain (like Broca's area). These areas are almost always located in the left hemisphere, and in most people this is where the ability to produce and comprehend language is found. However in a very small number of people language ability is found in the right hemisphere. Damage to these language areas can be caused by a stroke, traumatic brain injury or other head injury. Aphasia may also develop slowly, as in the case of a brain tumor. Depending on the area and extent of the damage, someone suffering from aphasia may be able to speak but not write, or vice versa, understand more complex sentences than he or she can produce, or display any of a wide variety of other deficiencies in reading, writing, and comprehension.
We know that Bush's "left" hemisphere is deficient, and the right has taken completely over.