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9 Ball Girl
09-06-2006, 07:42 AM
From Vanity Fair and exclusively from Vanity Fair:

http://www.vanityfair.com/images/main/060906mapr01.jpg

Vanity Fair Article (I didn't read it, I just wanted to see what she looked like!) (http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/pressroom/)

Deeman3
09-06-2006, 11:15 AM
Is that a wig the kid is wearing? I mean, look at the brown hair sticking out under the toupee! Do "Satrs" do this to kids at such an early age? Inquireing minds want to know.

DeeMan

9 Ball Girl
09-06-2006, 11:36 AM
Awwwww, but she looks just like Katie!

Fran Crimi
09-06-2006, 12:37 PM
I don't understand that photo at all. It looks touched up to the point where you can practically see Cruise's jacket through the side of Suri's head. Plus, it sure as heck looks like a wig and if it is....WHY ON EARTH??? And if it's not...why make it look like a wig?

But hey, the parents came out great. It's all about the parents anyway, isn't it?

Fran

Chopstick
09-06-2006, 12:57 PM
Poor kid. I hope it doesn't take her too long to figure out her father is nuts. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

9 Ball Girl
09-06-2006, 01:20 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Fran Crimi:</font><hr>It looks touched up to the point where you can practically see Cruise's jacket through the side of Suri's head. Fran <hr /></blockquote>Now that's some funny $hit right there. I hadn't even noticed that! I wonder if having Suri in Tom's jacket was a ploy so that the public can't see Suri's little bod. Hmmmmm...

BUT WAIT! It gets even better.

The Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery in Brooklyn plans to unveil a bronze sculpture titled, "Suri's Bronzed Baby Poop," which is inspired by what Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter's first solid meal may have looked like post-processing.

For fcuk's sake, people!!!