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Tom_In_Cincy
09-18-2006, 08:40 AM
Q. What do you call pool players in a basement?
A. A 'whine' cellar

Q. What is the difference between a puppy and a pool player?
A. A puppy quits 'whinning' after 6 months

Q. What do you call a pool player without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless

Q. What does a medium size pizza and a pool player have in common?
A. Neither can feed a family of four.

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dg-in-centralpa
09-18-2006, 09:37 AM
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DG - those were cute

Rich R.
09-18-2006, 10:27 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Tom_In_Cincy:</font><hr> Q. What do you call pool players in a basement?
A. A 'whine' cellar

Q. What is the difference between a puppy and a pool player?
A. A puppy quits 'whinning' after 6 months

Q. What do you call a pool player without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless

Q. What does a medium size pizza and a pool player have in common?
A. Neither can feed a family of four.

More? <hr /></blockquote>
I see you have attended the Scott Smith school of comedy. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Brian in VA
09-18-2006, 12:07 PM
What do you call a pool player that doesn't whine?

A golfer.

Brian in VA

Stretch
09-18-2006, 06:25 PM
Micks wife was furiously humping away with her husbands best friend Peter when suddenly the phone rang. She hoped out of bed and returned after a brief conversation.

Who was it? the back stabbing buddy asked.

Oh that was Mick she replied camly.

Oh [censored]! I'd better get going then! Did Mick say where he was?

Relax, he's down at the club playing a few games of pool with you. St.

Isshi
09-21-2006, 09:04 AM
I normally don't repeat off-color jokes, but this is one from Grady Matthews that I'll always thank him for:

This guy leaves the office early Friday with the new secretary, takes her to a motel, spends all night with her, finally takes her back to her apartment after 5 AM and then he drives home.

Just before he gets out of the car, he rubs some pool chalk on his left hand. His wife catches him sneaking in the back door and demands 'Where have you been all night?'.

He tells her flat out- 'I took the new secretary to the motel and spent all night with her'.

His wife says 'You're lying, you can't fool me, you've been out all night playing pool.'


That's on an AccuStats tape.

Best regards, Isshi.