Chopstick
09-28-2006, 06:09 AM
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Republicans Would Rather Eat A Vegetarian Than Be One
An Assimilated Press poll released today found that, when offered a choice, 98% of self-identified Republicans would rather eat a vegetarian than become one. This startling statistic coincides with a decision by the meat industry to launch a new Eat Vegetarian advertising campaign. The meat industry will call vegetarians the "new white meat" that is low in cholesterol and high in protein. Other advantages to a vegetarian diet are that most vegetarians are grain fed and free ranging.
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Republicans Would Rather Eat A Vegetarian Than Be One
An Assimilated Press poll released today found that, when offered a choice, 98% of self-identified Republicans would rather eat a vegetarian than become one. This startling statistic coincides with a decision by the meat industry to launch a new Eat Vegetarian advertising campaign. The meat industry will call vegetarians the "new white meat" that is low in cholesterol and high in protein. Other advantages to a vegetarian diet are that most vegetarians are grain fed and free ranging.
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