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dg-in-centralpa
10-10-2006, 07:29 AM
A guy from Kentucky passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in an Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Kentucky redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Kentucky to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of ! "Hee Haw" in Kentucky?
Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Kentucky . If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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An Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-77 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
And the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million Kentucky State Lottery?
(Come on- this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Kentucky burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The
library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! Up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Kentucky. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Arkansas ".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Arkansas ?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?
"The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

DG - Mrs. DG is from Kentucky

nAz
10-10-2006, 07:39 AM
LOL

I love KENTUCKY what a great name... not sure what it means though. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif



STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION
Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob
(last) (_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right


Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed


Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet


Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)


Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

__ Total number of vehicles you own
__ Number of vehicles that still crank
__ Number of vehicles in front yard
__ Number of vehicles in back yard
__ Number of vehicles on cement blocks


Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed


Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_


Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun


___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable


Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man


How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know

dg-in-centralpa
10-10-2006, 07:46 AM
Good one!

DG

DickLeonard
10-10-2006, 02:00 PM
D-g Mrs-DG is that what they mean by the phrase Pennsaltucky/####

Qtec
10-10-2006, 07:47 PM
In the same vain. /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gifweb page (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0SLubO_Mw)

LMAO

Ali G? web page (http://www.boyakasha.co.uk/pages/media.htm)

Q

Vagabond
10-10-2006, 07:49 PM
One day I was in a pool room in a small town in Kentucky.I learned that I have to quickly run out of the room if there is a police raid because the room did not have license to operate a pool room and poker game.They have been bribing the mayors office to stay in buisiness. /ccboard/images/graemlins/cool.gif