View Full Version : Ya Gotta Love Kentucky!

10-10-2006, 07:29 AM
A guy from Kentucky passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in an Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

How can you tell if a Kentucky redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Kentucky to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

What do they call reruns of ! "Hee Haw" in Kentucky?

Where was the toothbrush invented?
Kentucky . If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

An Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-77 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
And the driver replies "Bout wut?"

Did you hear about the $3 million Kentucky State Lottery?
(Come on- this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

The governor's mansion in Kentucky burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The
library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! Up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

A new law was recently passed in Kentucky. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Arkansas ".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Arkansas ?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?
"The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

DG - Mrs. DG is from Kentucky

10-10-2006, 07:39 AM

I love KENTUCKY what a great name... not sure what it means though. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob
(last) (_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right

(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

__ Total number of vehicles you own
__ Number of vehicles that still crank
__ Number of vehicles in front yard
__ Number of vehicles in back yard
__ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know

10-10-2006, 07:46 AM
Good one!


10-10-2006, 02:00 PM
D-g Mrs-DG is that what they mean by the phrase Pennsaltucky/####

10-10-2006, 07:47 PM
In the same vain. /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gifweb page (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0SLubO_Mw)


Ali G? web page (http://www.boyakasha.co.uk/pages/media.htm)


10-10-2006, 07:49 PM
One day I was in a pool room in a small town in Kentucky.I learned that I have to quickly run out of the room if there is a police raid because the room did not have license to operate a pool room and poker game.They have been bribing the mayors office to stay in buisiness. /ccboard/images/graemlins/cool.gif