View Full Version : Bush Joke?

10-12-2006, 12:12 PM
How many members of the Bush Administration are
needed to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the
light bulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they
are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness.

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to
Haliburton for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light bulb Change

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book
documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.

8. One to viciously smear #7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies
on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-
changing policy all along.

10. And, finally, one to confuse Americans about
the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing
the country.

Gayle in MD
10-12-2006, 12:24 PM
AH HA HA HA!! I love it! Too funny!
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10-12-2006, 01:27 PM
Oh, you mean the president. Never mind. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

10-17-2006, 04:37 AM
What do you mean saying "Bush"?