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wolfdancer
10-17-2006, 09:14 PM
from more terrorist attacks.
Sen.Rick Santorum reveals the secret:
Rick Santorum and the "Eye of Mordor"

"In an interview with the editorial board of the Bucks County Courier Times, embattled Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum has equated the war in Iraq with J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings." According to the paper, Santorum said that the United States has avoided terrorist attacks at home over the past five years because the "Eye of Mordor" has been focused on Iraq instead.

"As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else," Santorum said. "It's being drawn to Iraq and it's not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don't want the Eye to come back here to the United States."

We're sure that we wouldn't either, if only we had the slightest idea of what Santorum was saying. The Courier Times translates for those of us who are not so conversant in spooky Tolkienese: The "Eye of Mordor," it seems, was "the tool the evil Lord Sauron used in search of the magical ring that would consolidate his power over Middle-earth."
From Salon
web page (http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2006/10/17/santorum/index.html)

nAz
10-17-2006, 10:31 PM
hmmf has anyone notice that W looks a lot like Gollum ?

http://www.feldschmid.com/fotos/gollum/gollum.gif


anyways I'm sure the people of Iraq are happy that we are fighting the terrorist over there and not here... i mean it's the least they can feel since we brought them democracy.

Gayle in MD
10-18-2006, 06:50 AM
Hmmm, unfortunately for Santorum, 16 National Intelligence Agencies don't agree with him....

Gayle in Md.