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nAz
10-24-2006, 06:22 PM
Sexual urges of men and women

"I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do."

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT???"

So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.

The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different, very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewelery department where she gets a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face. It went completely blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man."

I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the Spring of 2008 but godammit it was worth it."

lol /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Drop1
10-24-2006, 06:38 PM
nAz,you must be a young guy,not to know you could take all that stuff back for a refund. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif I saw that story somewhere,maybe from Wolf.

Gayle in MD
10-25-2006, 10:21 AM
Well, speaking of sex, personally, I hate to shop!!!! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Gayle in Md....Likes the blond mating call..."Oh no, I'm drunk!" /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

9 Ball Girl
10-25-2006, 01:06 PM
I prefer to shop. I don't like sex.

Gayle in MD
10-25-2006, 01:09 PM
Ho Ho Ho...I know that's a lie! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Love,
Gayle

9 Ball Girl
10-25-2006, 01:19 PM
It's true! Just ask nAz. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Gayle in MD
10-25-2006, 01:34 PM
Hey Naz, Is that really true? /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Gayle in Md.

SpiderMan
10-26-2006, 08:32 AM
I think you just killed Poolturtle's fantasy!

SpiderMan

nAz
10-26-2006, 09:44 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Gayle in MD:</font><hr> Hey Naz, Is that really true? /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Gayle in Md. <hr /></blockquote>


[censored] she's a slut.

well for me she is.

Gayle in MD
10-26-2006, 11:45 AM
Awe...I knew there was something I always loved about Wendy!!! Gal after my own heart! /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Gayle...

9 Ball Girl
10-26-2006, 11:47 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr>[censored] she's a slut.

well for me she is. <hr /></blockquote>You can [censored] [censored] [censored] where [censored] [censored] you and [censored] [censored] not getting any so [censored] [censored] [censored] none and you're lucky that [censored] [censored] and GWB too! /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

nAz
10-26-2006, 12:38 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote 9 Ball Girl:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr>[censored] she's a slut.

well for me she is. <hr /></blockquote>You can [censored] [censored] [censored] where [censored] [censored] you and [censored] [censored] not getting any so [censored] [censored] [censored] none and you're lucky that [censored] [censored] and GWB too! /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif <hr /></blockquote>

Emm Yeah baby! you know i like when you talk dirty to me.

9 Ball Girl
10-26-2006, 04:53 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr>Emm Yeah baby! you know i like when you talk dirty to me. <hr /></blockquote>[censored]

Drop1
10-26-2006, 08:59 PM
You did GWB? /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

hondo
10-27-2006, 09:43 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote 9 Ball Girl:</font><hr> I prefer to shop. I don't like sex. <hr /></blockquote>

Suddenly I've lost interest in that Cumbaya party.