View Full Version : What color are they?

10-28-2006, 03:17 PM
male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult,
four-hour, surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet.

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong
with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but,listen very, very

A r e - m y - t e s t s - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

10-28-2006, 10:41 PM
Did she favor his right or left testicle though? It's all in that particular answer these days /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif sid~~~was waiting to find he only wanted a little more physical "expression" from the stretch to the ear, badboy /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif