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wolfdancer
11-03-2006, 01:55 PM
If I were only king

1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter.Erections are all about good blood flow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels stifling erectile circulation.so even if you don't care about your lungs, or dying young, spare the li'l guy

2. Doctors can now grown skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumsized infants.One foreskin can produce 23,000 sq meters which would be enough to tarp every major league infield with human flesh (wonder how this survived a GWB ban?)

3. An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor's looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you're not.

4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

5. The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.

6. Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained. . . . Okay, we'll shut up now.

7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.

8. There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).

9. An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.

10. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?

11. Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better "semen displacement" you'll achieve when having sex with a woman flush with competing sperm. That's according to researchers at the State University of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the "scooping" mechanism of the penis's coronal ridge. Next up: curing cancer.

12. The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784 that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be king.

13. Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.

14. No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.

15. The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking.

web page (http://health.msn.com/centers/mensexualhealth/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100141786)

cushioncrawler
11-03-2006, 02:38 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote wolfdancer:</font><hr> ....9. An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers..... <hr /></blockquote>

79% of men are non-black.

nAz
11-03-2006, 02:55 PM
Im a shower and a grower.

wolfdancer
11-03-2006, 03:54 PM
"Im a shower and a grower."

Yeah,Wendy thinks you're another Ron Jeremy
Cause you're a picker
you're a grinner
you're a lover
And you're a sinner
You play your music in the sun

dg-in-centralpa
11-03-2006, 07:18 PM
"takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol."

I often tell Mrs. DG to keep drinking until I look like Brad Pitt. LOL

DG - ain't no Brad Pitt

nAz
11-03-2006, 11:43 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote wolfdancer:</font><hr>

Yeah,Wendy thinks you're another Ron Jeremy


<hr /></blockquote>

lol I think its more of a Peter North or Buck Naked lol

nAz
11-03-2006, 11:48 PM
ah DG don't sell yourself short (excuse the pun) /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

dg-in-centralpa
11-04-2006, 01:05 PM
No pun needed.

DG - more like Howard Stern than Ron Jeremy

hondo
11-06-2006, 10:36 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote cushioncrawler:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote wolfdancer:</font><hr> ....9. An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers..... <hr /></blockquote>

79% of men are non-black. <hr /></blockquote>


I'm both a grower and a shower. When I mess around in
the shower, I'm a grower.

Drop1
11-06-2006, 06:05 PM
16 things,I didn't know it was called a thingee.

wolfdancer
11-06-2006, 06:16 PM
I was trying to slip it by the right wing censors

pooltchr
11-06-2006, 07:49 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Drop1:</font><hr> 16 things,I didn't know it was called a thingee. <hr /></blockquote>

"Thingee" seems to bring an image of a small item...do you suppose we are learning something about the poster that we probably don't need to know???? /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

(Just pullin' your leg, Wolf...not your thingee!!)
Steve

Stretch
11-07-2006, 09:25 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote pooltchr:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote Drop1:</font><hr> 16 things,I didn't know it was called a thingee. <hr /></blockquote>

"Thingee" seems to bring an image of a small item...do you suppose we are learning something about the poster that we probably don't need to know???? /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

(Just pullin' your leg, Wolf...not your thingee!!)
Steve <hr /></blockquote>

Wolf is such a peenie. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif St.