wolfdancer
11-05-2006, 10:23 PM
Saddam is found guilty....but I had a 3 part strategy to get him off.
First he needed to hire O. J.'s defense team...Johnny's gone but Alan Dershowitz and Barry Scheck are still around. Next he needed to go up against the prosecution dream team of Chris Dardon and Marsha Clarke, and finally have the original jury panel from the O.J. trial...who believed O.J. was innocent; also believed in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Energizer Bunny. Dr. Lee could have testified that even though the bodies had several bullet holes...they could have died of natural couses...the autopsies were inconclusive....and if Johnny were alive he could have pointed out that a rogue army officer was probably responsible...Colonel Mustard.
First he needed to hire O. J.'s defense team...Johnny's gone but Alan Dershowitz and Barry Scheck are still around. Next he needed to go up against the prosecution dream team of Chris Dardon and Marsha Clarke, and finally have the original jury panel from the O.J. trial...who believed O.J. was innocent; also believed in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Energizer Bunny. Dr. Lee could have testified that even though the bodies had several bullet holes...they could have died of natural couses...the autopsies were inconclusive....and if Johnny were alive he could have pointed out that a rogue army officer was probably responsible...Colonel Mustard.