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wolfdancer
11-07-2006, 04:52 PM
First they ban the use of laptops on airplanes until the Stewardess gets over her PMS attack...and now it's lap dancing in Seattle..

Lapless in Seattle

The hottest race of the day could be a proposed Seattle law that would take the lap out of lapdancing.

The proposed law would include the following regulations:

- The four-foot rule. A performer and her patron must stay at least four feet apart.

- The library rule. Lights must be turned up to the brightness of a typical office.

- The cash-in-a-cup rule. A patron cannot give money directly to a dancer or wiggle it into her underwear.

I've been to book club meetings with less uptight rules.
They're taking the lap out of lap dancing, an American tradition that goes back hundreds of years....and it's all GWB's fault web page (http://by124fd.bay124.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg?msg=542A2146-EE4B-4BD8-AE1C-007F778792B2&start=0&len=161502&imgsafe=n&curmbox= 00000000%2d0000%2d0000%2d0000%2d000000000001&a=6de 510b8c083c5a9a9e2ea58a555d9a84dc917fdc811c9a79edcd a8c9c68670c)

FatsRedux
11-07-2006, 06:14 PM
Vote Libertarian and you could have legal totally nude lap dancing, face sitting--whatever! There would be clean regulated health inspected whorehouses AND you could smoke as much weed as you want to! Hey, what's not to like about that? /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Fats

nAz
11-07-2006, 06:43 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote FatsRedux:</font><hr> Vote Libertarian and you could have legal totally nude lap dancing, face sitting--whatever! There would be clean regulated health inspected whorehouses AND you could smoke as much weed as you want to! Hey, what's not to like about that? /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Fats <hr /></blockquote>

Oh shooooot you mean i could live like Q without leaving the good'ol US of A? goddamn im sold!

Deeman3
11-08-2006, 10:32 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote wolfdancer:</font><hr> I've been to book club meetings with less uptight rules.
<font color="blue"> Let me know if someone drops out of your book club. Wolf, I am glad you are not one of those who feels stripping is demeaning to women. You can't be too liberal with that attitude.... /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif</font color>

DeeMan

Drop1
11-08-2006, 10:47 AM
Thats the way I live now. Where is my blue pill?

FatsRedux
11-08-2006, 10:56 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr>

Oh shooooot you mean i could live like Q without leaving the good'ol US of A? goddamn im sold! <hr /></blockquote>

Yep. We are the Libertarians. We will assimilate you. Resitance is futile. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Fats

Drop1
11-08-2006, 12:42 PM
Was there a scene of that in "Deliverence?"

FatsRedux
11-08-2006, 04:05 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Drop1:</font><hr> Was there a scene of that in "Deliverence?" <hr /></blockquote>

No, no, no, you whacky guy you! There's no porcine squealing involved! /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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