wolfdancer
11-07-2006, 03:52 PM
First they ban the use of laptops on airplanes until the Stewardess gets over her PMS attack...and now it's lap dancing in Seattle..
Lapless in Seattle
The hottest race of the day could be a proposed Seattle law that would take the lap out of lapdancing.
The proposed law would include the following regulations:
- The four-foot rule. A performer and her patron must stay at least four feet apart.
- The library rule. Lights must be turned up to the brightness of a typical office.
- The cash-in-a-cup rule. A patron cannot give money directly to a dancer or wiggle it into her underwear.
I've been to book club meetings with less uptight rules.
They're taking the lap out of lap dancing, an American tradition that goes back hundreds of years....and it's all GWB's fault web page (http://by124fd.bay124.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg?msg=542A2146-EE4B-4BD8-AE1C-007F778792B2&start=0&len=161502&imgsafe=n&curmbox= 00000000%2d0000%2d0000%2d0000%2d000000000001&a=6de 510b8c083c5a9a9e2ea58a555d9a84dc917fdc811c9a79edcd a8c9c68670c)
Lapless in Seattle
The hottest race of the day could be a proposed Seattle law that would take the lap out of lapdancing.
The proposed law would include the following regulations:
- The four-foot rule. A performer and her patron must stay at least four feet apart.
- The library rule. Lights must be turned up to the brightness of a typical office.
- The cash-in-a-cup rule. A patron cannot give money directly to a dancer or wiggle it into her underwear.
I've been to book club meetings with less uptight rules.
They're taking the lap out of lap dancing, an American tradition that goes back hundreds of years....and it's all GWB's fault web page (http://by124fd.bay124.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg?msg=542A2146-EE4B-4BD8-AE1C-007F778792B2&start=0&len=161502&imgsafe=n&curmbox= 00000000%2d0000%2d0000%2d0000%2d000000000001&a=6de 510b8c083c5a9a9e2ea58a555d9a84dc917fdc811c9a79edcd a8c9c68670c)