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nAz
11-14-2006, 09:06 AM
To you older Gents on CCB, how accurate is this?
up to my age it looks pretty much on target except it all happened to me at a younger age. /ccboard/images/graemlins/frown.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Oh yeah the female stages of life is here too.

AGE DRINK

17 beer
25 vodka
35 scotch
48 double scotch
66 Maalox



SEDUCTION LINE

17 My parents are away for the weekend.
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiancée is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.



FAVORITE SPORT

17 sex
25 sex
35 sex
48 sex
66 napping



DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 "tongue"
25 "breakfast"
35 "She didn't set back my therapy."
48 "I didn't have to meet her kids."
66 "Got home alive."



FAVORITE FANTASY

17 getting to third
25 airplane sex
35 menage a trois
48 taking the company public
66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave



HOUSE PET

17 roaches
25 stoned-out college roommate
35 German Shepherd
48 children from his first marriage
66 Barbi



WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17



The Female Stages Of Life

AGE DRINK

17 Wine Coolers
25 White wine
35 Red wine
48 Dom Perignon
66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser



EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES

17 Need to wash my hair
25 Need to wash and condition my hair
35 Need to colour my hair
48 Need to have Francois colour my hair
66 Need to have Francois colour my wig



FAVORITE SPORT

17 shopping
25 shopping
35 shopping
48 shopping
66 shopping



DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 "Burger King"
25 "Free meal"
35 "A diamond"
48 "A bigger diamond"
66 "Home Alone"



FAVORITE FANTASY
17 tall, dark and handsome
25 tall, dark and handsome with money
35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 a man with hair
66 a man



HOUSE PET
17 Muffy the cat
25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat
48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muff the Cat



WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 17
25 25
35 35
48 48
66 66



IDEAL DATE
17 He offers to pay
25 He pays
35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew breakfast

dg-in-centralpa
11-14-2006, 02:22 PM
Very accurate!

DG

Drop1
11-14-2006, 06:15 PM
Age drink-12 beer
66 cognac
Seduction line-12 your sister is hot
66 as a rule,I don't fugk on the first date.
Favorite sport-12 neighbor girl
66 neighbor girl
Successful date12 crawl out the bedroom window
66 watch the light of dawn on the window
Favorite fantasy 12 Bang my aunt with the big jugs
66 Dig up my aunt with the big jugs
House pet 12 Neighbor girl
66 Neighbor girl
Age to marry 12-12
66-66
Rev.Swiver