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Deeman3
11-29-2006, 04:05 PM
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,

screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40 and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and

make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!



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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points? "

Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!"

pooltchr
11-29-2006, 04:50 PM
LOL!
After the first few Dems go through the process, I suspect there will be a huge exodus to the South!!!!!! We do know how to handle things

I always thought we could have got OBL in a month if they had just gotten a few good old boys together, showed them his picture, and tell them he is responsible for Dale Ernhardt's death!!!!
Steve

Righty
11-29-2006, 05:17 PM
The "good ole boys" would probably wind up in Mexico thinking they were in Afghanistan.

Qtec
11-29-2006, 09:12 PM
How would you know its an Islamic terrorist? /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
What if its your best buddy/next door neighbour/brother dressed up in full Taliban gear and its all a prank? You are on Punk'd on MTV! /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif and you just blasted him! /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

The Prosecutor at Deeman's trial.
" Mr Deeman, do you really expect us to believe you thought you were being attacked a terrorist?
D; Yes.
P;In Alabama?
D; Yes
P; You shot a man who was dressed like Lawrence of Arabia but with a matching Taliban beard, who was armed only with a knife?
D; Yes
P; In Alabama?
D; Yes.
P; The prosecution rests.
Judge; Sounds good to me. Case closed, you are free to go. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Q /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Gayle in MD
11-29-2006, 10:39 PM
Or kill the guy on the other side of the street who had no weapon at all! /ccboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Gayle in Md.

TomBrooklyn
11-29-2006, 11:43 PM
In NYC the other day, it was reported in headline news that Mayor Bloomberg was critical of some police officers for firing a lot of bullets at a guy who was ramming his car into another officer. Can you believe that?

Deeman3
11-30-2006, 07:13 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Qtec:</font><hr> How would you know its an Islamic terrorist? /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
What if its your best buddy/next door neighbour/brother dressed up in full Taliban gear and its all a prank? You are on Punk'd on MTV! /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif and you just blasted him! /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

The Prosecutor at Deeman's trial.
" Mr Deeman, do you really expect us to believe you thought you were being attacked a terrorist?
D; Yes.
P;In Alabama?
D; Yes
P; You shot a man who was dressed like Lawrence of Arabia but with a matching Taliban beard, who was armed only with a knife?
D; Yes
P; In Alabama?
D; Yes.
P; The prosecution rests.
Judge; Sounds good to me. Case closed, you are free to go. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Q /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif <hr /></blockquote>

<font color="blue"> Q,

Fortunately, you are correct. It is the mental state or perceived threat of life that rules these cases down here. This is of course, not the part of the country where people dress up as Taliban characters and expect to be ignored. There was a case where some idiots dressed up like aliens and came out of the woods at an old man. Unfortunately for them, he had a shotgun and they spend a while picking pellets out of their aluminum covered rear ends. It would be, "Case closed, DeeMan and good assist Mr. Chopstick." I would have the guy mounted.... </font color>


DeeMan

Gayle in MD
11-30-2006, 07:32 AM
A very old and dear friend, childhood neighbor, and pool team-mate, ran the woodworking shop at the Senate Office Building. He's always been a practical joker, and is loads of fun to be around. Right after 9/11, he arrived at the security check, at the door of the Senate Office Building, covered in a long white sheet, with a black rope hoop around his head, LOL, and gave the gaurds a good laugh... /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Chopstick
11-30-2006, 08:45 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Deeman3:</font><hr>

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!"

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LOL...Now that's funny. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Ya know brother Q, The neighborhood where me, Deeman and Spiderman came from they don't just shoot ya, they'll eat ya too. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

We even had a neighborhood called voodoo village. It isn't a racial slur, it is a real voodoo village that has been there since before the Civil War. They have been practicing voodoo back in there for who knows how long. And even that ain't the worst place in town.

You couldn't walk down a Memphis city street with a fully loaded M16 and be safe. Somebody would try to steal it from you.

hondo
11-30-2006, 11:20 AM
LOL...Now that's funny. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Ya know brother Q, The neighborhood where me, Deeman and Spiderman came from they don't just shoot ya, they'll eat ya too. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

We even had a neighborhood called voodoo village. It isn't a racial slur, it is a real voodoo village that has been there since before the Civil War. They have been practicing voodoo back in there for who knows how long. And even that ain't the worst place in town.

You couldn't walk down a Memphis city street with a fully loaded M16 and be safe. Somebody would try to steal it from you. <hr /></blockquote>


The scariest place I saw in Orlando was Magic Kingdom.
Talking animals with no pants, $10 hamburgers.
Now that's scary!

Qtec
11-30-2006, 01:53 PM
I come originally from Maryhill and then we moved to Castlemilk. Check it out ,its Glasgow, Scotland.
I spent almost 15 years working in illegal casino's. You dont have to tell me about the bad side of life.
I,m sure you are right about Memphis being a dangerous place but could that be because everyone has a gun?
If its every Amrican's Con Right to be armed, why shouldn't kids of 12 be allowed to take a loaded gun to school?
Also, does it say it the USCon that criminals, ex-criminals, should be disallowed from owning a gun?

In DC, the home of Govt, the chief of death in blacks between 15 and 21 in a bullet! They get shot!

The solution from the the Rep party is 'we need more guns'.

What a load of crap.

Q

Chopstick
11-30-2006, 02:43 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Qtec:</font><hr> I come originally from Maryhill and then we moved to Castlemilk. Check it out ,its Glasgow, Scotland.
<font color="blue">Thanks, I will. I have been thinking about going over there. I was told that I am decended from a Scotish clan. </font color>
I spent almost 15 years working in illegal casino's. You dont have to tell me about the bad side of life.
I,m sure you are right about Memphis being a dangerous place but could that be because everyone has a gun?
<font color="blue">Nah, it is the extreme attitudes of the people. There is something about the land that makes them that way. Google "Prince Mongo" sometime. That guy runs for mayor. </font color>
If its every Amrican's Con Right to be armed, why shouldn't kids of 12 be allowed to take a loaded gun to school?
<font color="blue">In the South, firearms are part of the culture. A southern kid by age 12 has already been taught the proper use and care of firearms and has been huntin and fishin on his own for at least a couple yesrs. </font color>
Also, does it say it the USCon that criminals, ex-criminals, should be disallowed from owning a gun?
<font color="blue">No, it is a Federal law that says that. </font color>

In DC, the home of Govt, the chief of death in blacks between 15 and 21 in a bullet! They get shot!
<font color="blue">Not a single one of those guns is/was legally registered. The levels of gun control that you guys propose will have absolutely no effect on those guns. </font color>

The solution from the the Rep party is 'we need more guns'.

What a load of crap.

<font color="blue">Well, we just grew up different and have different ideas about things. Peoples feelings about guns are deep seated and usually go back a long way. To us, it is just a natural thing like having a lawn mower or a dawg. </font color>

Q <hr /></blockquote>

<font color="blue">A few months back I was esorting a young kady up the street in down town Orlando for an evenings entertainment. We had just come out of the parking garage when this black guy(obviously a street person) crossed the street behind us and came up right beside me from behind.

He looked at me and said "Ya know, just because a guy is black doesn't mean he has a gun."
I said "Yeah, I know. Old white guys do."
He turned around and walked the other way.

Well excuse me for being skeptical, but I don't think he was lookin to bum a cigarette.

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ChopStick~~~been robbed, been shot, still believe in the right to bear arms.

"the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

Qtec
11-30-2006, 03:01 PM
[ QUOTE ]
A few months back I was esorting a young kady up the street in down town Orlando for an evenings entertainment. We had just come out of the parking garage when this black guy(obviously a street person) crossed the street behind us and came up right beside me from behind.

He looked at me and said "Ya know, just because a guy is black doesn't mean he has a gun."
<hr /></blockquote>
In Glasgow you would recieve a quick headbut to the face and you would get the s#@t kicked out of you just because you didn't have a gun. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
You have to look to the big picture. Whats safer- no guns or everyone armed?

Q

Deeman3
11-30-2006, 03:51 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Qtec:</font><hr> &lt;/font&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;font class="small"&gt;Quote:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;
A few months back I was esorting a young kady up the street in down town Orlando for an evenings entertainment. We had just come out of the parking garage when this black guy(obviously a street person) crossed the street behind us and came up right beside me from behind.

He looked at me and said "Ya know, just because a guy is black doesn't mean he has a gun."
<hr /></blockquote>
In Glasgow you would recieve a quick headbut to the face and you would get the s#@t kicked out of you just because you didn't have a gun. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
You have to look to the big picture. Whats safer- no guns or everyone armed?

Q <hr /></blockquote>

<font color="blue"> We were not discussing what was safer. We have a saying, "Don't bring a knife to a gun fight." We all just can't be cookie cutter type "safe" in all our situations. I have never been attacked, crushed or punched out at an American football game. Yet, in Europe, South America and beyond they actually kill the fans and on occasion the goal keeper....It might not matter to you that their end was by stampead but they are dead all the same. Don't take life that seriouly, you won't get out of it alive anyway. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif </font color>

DeeMan
Wait a minute!, I will......

pooltchr
11-30-2006, 05:23 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Qtec:</font><hr> In DC, the home of Govt, the chief of death in blacks between 15 and 21 in a bullet! They get shot!

Q <hr /></blockquote>

Don't ask the demographics of those pulling the triggers...you might not like the answer!
Steve

SpiderMan
12-01-2006, 03:51 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Qtec:</font><hr> Whats safer- no guns or everyone armed?

Q <hr /></blockquote>

No guns might be safer, but that has been proven again and again to be unachievable. The two more likely options are "eveyone armed" and "only criminals armed". The latter don't really give a rat's ass if they aren't "allowed" to own weapons.

SpiderMan

eg8r
12-02-2006, 09:30 AM
Have you noticed how the discussion moved towards gun control instead of the reality of the Democratic response in the joke?

The Democrats answer in the joke is hilarious to me because those are the speaking points of their mantra however if ever faced in this predicament personally they would find religion and a conservative attitude real quick.

eg8r

Gayle in MD
12-02-2006, 10:40 AM
Black on Black, and almost always drug related, and in the same area.

Gayle in Md.

DickLeonard
12-04-2006, 08:13 AM
Gayle back from HARrrvard and the Boston Globle's Headline was about the Truce being broken in Roxbury. Another gang member shot dead and the mothers crying enuff is enuff please stop the violence.

My first thought was we can't keep the Peace in Roxbury what the hell are we doing in Iraq. Of course that is the Liberal in me.####

Gayle in MD
12-04-2006, 08:26 AM
No doubt, /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Deeman3
12-04-2006, 09:15 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote DickLeonard:</font><hr> Gayle back from HARrrvard and the Boston Globle's Headline was about the Truce being broken in Roxbury. Another gang member shot dead and the mothers crying enuff is enuff please stop the violence.

My first thought was we can't keep the Peace in Roxbury what the hell are we doing in Iraq. Of course that is the Liberal in me.#### <hr /></blockquote>


<font color="blue">Respectfully, Dick, you guys have done so well with your laws against any handguns in NY....It would seem you want to spread this effective deterrent to other parts of the country as it has worked so well for you.
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DeeMan

DickLeonard
12-04-2006, 10:57 AM
Deeman Roxbury in is Mass I have no idea what gun laws are in that state. In fact I don't know what the gun laws are in NY State. I think they tack an extra 5 years in prison for a crime with a gun.

My only problem with Weapons it is our Supplying Idiots with them and then send our troops there to take them back with their lives. All the while the Gun Manufacturers profited on selling the weapons to the Idiots now they profit again selling weapons to the US to take them back.

How sweet it is all they have to do is get a President elected from Texas and we're going to War. Every one in the War supply business has a great time. The only one coming up short is the Warrior.####