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FatsRedux
11-30-2006, 02:48 PM
Q: What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
A: Being able to freaking walk.

A gay guy goes into the doctor for his test results.
Doctor: "Look, I'm not going to beat around the bush here, you have AIDS."
Guy: "Gee Doc is there anything I can do?"
Doctor: "Go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, 2 heads of cabbage, 8 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, a bag of walnuts, a bag of peanuts, a box of Grape Nuts, and wash it all down with a gallon of prune juice."
Guy: "Will that cure me Doc?"
Doctor: "No, but it will give you a much better understanding of what your azz is for!"

During breakfast, a man's wife tells him: "Honey, you look terrible!"
The man replies "Gee but I feel great."
Later at the office his boss tells him: "Are you OK? You really look terrible!"
The man replies: "That's strange because actually I feel great."
Later at lunch with a client, the client tells him: "Wow, you look terrible!
You should see a Doctor!"
The man is worried now so he goes straight to his doctor's office.
The doctor sees him and says: "Man you really look terrible!"
"Well that's the thing Doc, everybody tells me I look terrible, but I feel just
great!"
The doctor gets out one of his manuals and looks up "looks terrible" and
subsection "feels great".
Doctor: "Aha! I've got it!"
Patient: "So, what's up with me Doc?"
Doctor: "You're a vagina!"

Fats

Gayle in MD
12-02-2006, 04:46 AM
LOL...hey, I can take a joke, but, here's my question for the day...if they look so bad, how come guys are walking around with mirrors on their shoes, trying to get a peep at them? /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

eg8r
12-02-2006, 09:19 AM
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if they look so bad, how come guys are walking around with mirrors on their shoes, trying to get a peep at them? <hr /></blockquote> That's easy, to sell them to the paparazzi. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif The buzz is that Brittany Spears is putting these shoe mirror guys out of business. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

eg8r