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07-18-2002, 01:55 PM
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

PQQLK9
07-18-2002, 04:37 PM
Buurrrppp....I'll drink to that

Cueless Joey
07-18-2002, 04:52 PM
OK, let me guess, you're a licensed beer broker? LOL

Doctor_D
07-18-2002, 04:58 PM
Good evening:

Amazing what some creative bookkeeping and accounting can do for a company !!!

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Dr. D.

TomBrooklyn
07-18-2002, 05:04 PM
Blockbuster Video ran a promotion with Coca-cola around here a short while ago. One could buy a 12 pack of 12oz Coca-Cola cans for $2.50 and get a coupon for a free video rental. Since it cost $3.25 just to rent a video, I started drinking a lot of Coca-Cola for free while watching home movies at a discount.

Rod
07-18-2002, 07:51 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote: Cueless Joey:</font><hr> OK, let me guess, you're a licensed beer broker? LOL <hr></blockquote>

C J, nope he's broke from buying beer! lol

Rod
07-18-2002, 07:58 PM
Sid, yes but if you had bought several thousand shares of M/Soft when it was a penny stock, you could buy your local beer distributor. lol

Sid_Vicious
07-19-2002, 07:00 AM
Well beer and broker is in my general description ;-( sid

Eric.
07-19-2002, 09:16 AM
Fold it in half, put it back in your pocket.
Ya know, Sid? If there were an easy way, I guess everyone would do it!


Eric &gt;hope's Sid gets the Double, and not the Nothing