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sack316
12-06-2006, 04:46 AM
Yes, Iím tired. For several years Iíve been blaming it on getting older, lack of sleep, weekend projects, stale office air, poor nutrition, carrying extra pounds, raising a family, recent colds, and a dozen other reasons that make you wonder why life is getting rough.

But now I found out whatís really happening! Iím tired because Iím overworked. The population of the USA reached 300 million last October. 79 million of the populations are retired. That leaves 221 million to do the work. There are 19 million toddlers and 76 million students in schools, which leave 126 million to do the work. Of that total, 21 million are unemployed leaving 105 million to do the work.

Then you take away 34 million in hospitals and that leaves 71 million to do the work. 43 million are in prisons and thatís 28 million left to do the work. Now take away 14,683,468 federal, 5,344,722 state and 5,370,743 city workers who run our government and youíre left with 2,601,067 to do the work. Take away the 2,601,065 people in the armed forces and that leaves just two people to do the work - You and Me! And youíre just sitting there reading this!

Sack /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Deeman3
12-06-2006, 07:23 AM
Cool...

DeeMan

SpiderMan
12-06-2006, 08:24 AM
Don't be sad, Sack - at least you're the one with the job /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

SpiderMan

sack316
12-06-2006, 02:11 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote SpiderMan:</font><hr> Don't be sad, Sack - at least you're the one with the job /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

SpiderMan <hr /></blockquote>

True, but that also means there's nobody heading the corporate office, so I'm not even getting paid for it! /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Sack

nAz
12-06-2006, 02:22 PM
Sack you just need to get laid... you need some strange /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

cushioncrawler
12-06-2006, 03:07 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote sack316:</font><hr> Yes, Iím tired. For several years Iíve been blaming it on getting older, lack of sleep, weekend projects, stale office air, poor nutrition, carrying extra pounds, raising a family, recent colds, and a dozen other reasons that make you wonder why life is getting rough.

But now I found out whatís really happening! Iím tired because Iím overworked. The population of the USA reached 300 million last October. 79 million of the populations are retired. That leaves 221 million to do the work. There are 19 million toddlers and 76 million students in schools, which leave 126 million to do the work. Of that total, 21 million are unemployed leaving 105 million to do the work.

Then you take away 34 million in hospitals and that leaves 71 million to do the work. 43 million are in prisons and thatís 28 million left to do the work. Now take away 14,683,468 federal, 5,344,722 state and 5,370,743 city workers who run our government and youíre left with 2,601,067 to do the work. Take away the 2,601,065 people in the armed forces and that leaves just two people to do the work - You and Me! And youíre just sitting there reading this! Sack /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif <hr /></blockquote>

Sack -- How can u be so tired -- u only worked the equivalent of 1 whole day for the entire year.

Look -- There are 365 days, but if u only work 8hrs/day, then the work comes to 121 days. Deduct 52 Sundays, leevz 69 days work. Deduct Saturday arvos, ie deduct 26 days, leevz 43 days work. Deduct 2 weeks leev, ie 14 days, leevz 29 days work. Deduct 365 lunchtimes, 1hr each, ie 15 days, leevz 14 days work. Then deduct 13 holidays -- this leevz 1 days work for the whole year. And your complaining!!!!!

madMac. (the old Abbot and Costello routine).

sack316
12-08-2006, 03:55 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr> Sack you just need to get laid... you need some strange /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif <hr /></blockquote>

Took your advice and switched hands... still no change in my demeanor /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif God I hope my woman never finds this thread!

Sack

Gayle in MD
12-08-2006, 07:02 AM
Don't worry friend, she has her own secrets I'm sure... /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif