View Full Version : The Miracle of Toilet Paper

12-10-2006, 09:26 AM
> The miracle of toilet paper....
> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining
> to my husband that my breasts are too small.
> Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
> uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
> "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
> toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
> in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
> "How long will this take?" I ask.
> "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
> "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
> breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
> Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"
> He's still alive, and with a great d eal of therapy, may even walk
> again. Stupid, stupid man .