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CarolNYC
12-23-2006, 05:00 AM
To all who bake this season...my favorite
> > recipe!!!
> >
> > Tequila Christmas Cookies:
> >
> > 1 cup of water
> > 1 tsp. baking soda
> > 1 cup of sugar
> > 1 tsp. salt
> > 1 cup of brown sugar
> > 1 tbsp. lemon juice
> > 4 large eggs
> >
> > 1 cup nuts
> > 2 cups of dried fruit
> > 1 bottle tequila
> >
> > Sample the tequila in a large glass to check
> > quality.
> > >
> > Take a large bowl, and check the tequila again, to
> > be sure it is of the
> > highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.
> > >
> > Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
> > in a large fluffy bowl.
> > Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
> > > >
> > At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is
> > still OK, so, try another cup.
> > > >
> > > Turn off the mixerer thingy.
> > > >
> > Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the
> > cup of dried fruit.
> > Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the
> > floor.
> > > >
> > Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in
> > the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
> > >
> > Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
> > >
> > Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
> > Check the
> > tequila.
> >
> > > Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> >
> > > Add one table.
> > >
> > Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
> > find.
> >
> > Greash the oven.
> >
> > > Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
> > over.
> > >
> > Don't forget to beat off the turner.
> > >
> > Put the bowl through the window, finish off the
> > booze and make sure to put the dirty stove in the
> > dishwasher.
> >
> > >
> > CHERRY MISTMAS TO ALL!

Carol:)~cant wait to bang in the New Year!
>

Tom_In_Cincy
12-23-2006, 04:39 PM
While following the directions.. I had to STOP...

I could'l figure out how to "and strain your nuts."

Sid_Vicious
12-24-2006, 03:56 PM
"Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts."

OUCH!!!sid

Sid_Vicious
12-24-2006, 03:59 PM
It must have been a typo. "St" keys are easy to trip for "Dr" /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif sid~~~makes him go Ho Ho Ho... for sure

CarolNYC
12-27-2006, 06:41 AM
Hey Sid&Tom,
I don't know about a typo-I think its more of having a "buzz on" and replacing the "dr" sound with "st",which I think is silly /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif-whatever you do DONT strain your nuts! /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

I can't figure out the "shift the lemon juice"
Have a great day!
Carol