View Full Version : Breaking NEWS !

01-29-2007, 12:26 PM
People are stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 South, just outside of Washington, D.C.

Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man is knocking on auto windows.

One driver rolls down his window and asks, "What is happening? What's going on?

The guy knocking on windows yells "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

Me & my friends are going from car to car, taking up a

So the excited driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"

The guy yells back, "About a gallon."

01-29-2007, 12:55 PM
So the guy knocking on the windows is the terrorist and the liberal haters in the cars are the terrorist sympathizers?