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sack316
02-10-2007, 01:06 AM
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when
the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer
is really good he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night
for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said,
"He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get
Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to
say that in front of the other kids."


Sack

Deeman3
02-10-2007, 08:21 AM
Nice one! Sack, it's been a while, any tournaments of any note going on in Montgomery coming up?

DeeMan

sack316
02-10-2007, 02:56 PM
thanks deeman! Once I heard that one I knew I had to immediately post it here /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

I don't know of any tournaments going on anytime soon, but then again I am so far out of the loop these days it's scary. I think there may be a Jack and Jill 8 ball towards the end of the month, but don't quote me on that.

Sack