View Full Version : Friday's Golf Joke

03-02-2007, 03:18 PM
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.

On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang.

"It's your wife", the doctor explained. "She's just been in a terrible accident. She's in critical condition in ICU, and calling for you whenever she's not unconscious or screaming in pain." The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was, and that he'd be there as soon as possible.

As he hung up, he realized he was leaving what was undoubtedly shaping up to be the very best round of golf he would ever have. He decided to get in a couple more holes, just to see how it went, before heading to the hospital.

He wound up playing all eighteen, finishing his round with a personal best of 61, shattering the club record by five strokes, and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant .... but then he remembered his wife.

Feeling guilty, he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You thoughtless cad! You went ahead and finished your round, didn't you? While you spent the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club, your wife been languishing in the ICU! Well I hope you enjoyed yourself, as it's probably the last round you'll ever play. For the rest of her life, your wife will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her caregiver!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor snickered and said, "Just messing with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"


03-04-2007, 07:38 PM
LOL...........Q /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif