Cruise Diary

[dg-in-centralpa]

DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my
pretty dresses and makeup. I'm really excited.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales
and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met
the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding
and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him
at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He
is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR
Went to the ship*s casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The Captain
invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious
meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night
but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my
husband.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go
to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside . The Captain saw
me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming
gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I
declined. He told me that if I didn't come to his cabin for the night,
he would sink the ship. I was appalled.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today... Twice

[Chopstick]

I had a girlfriend who used to nag me about takin' a cruise. I told her I wasn't going to get on a boat where they wouldn't let me take my fishn' pole. (golf balls off the back sounds cools though) /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[dg-in-centralpa]

Last year I went on my first cruise. They didn't let you hit balls off the back, but they did have mini-golf at the back. The wind kept blowing my ball in the rough. LOL This was before I had anything to drink. Maybe if this blond was around in 1912..... Just a thought.

DG

[wolfdancer]

Say now, there is an idea...
If you believe in reincarnation....old Cap't Ed Smith could have come back as GWB?
or maybe he came back as Ed?