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07-26-2002, 11:09 AM
A Tale With Three Morals

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a
cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in
the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began
to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The morals of this story:

1 ) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy.

2 ) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.

3 ) And when you're in deep doo-doo, keep your mouth shut.