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wolfdancer
09-20-2007, 02:12 PM
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Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig.

One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did !!!
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So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house." So the stick Pig let the straw pig in.

Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did !!!
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So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down!"

So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up The wolf said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call.
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A few minutes passed and a big, black Caddy pulls up.

Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats. These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living [censored] out of him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth and fired, killing the wolf, then they tied cement blocks around his feet threw his sorry ass into the creek then they got back into their Caddy and drove off.
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The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!! "Who the hell were those guys?" they asked.

"Those were my cousins... the Guinea Pigs
(An Italian friend sent this to me)

SKennedy
09-20-2007, 02:52 PM
Today, we call the police and file law suits, etc. There was a lot of merit in the way things use to be done in the old days....call Luigi and Gueido. A co-worker here, who is a great guy, has a former son in-law who will not let his son get a passport to travel with his grandfather (co-worker). This is only out of unwarranted spite. My co-worker has an attorney working on it. I told him he needed to send over "the boys" to see his ex son in-law. When given the option of signing off for a passport or keeping his ears, he'll sign! I kinda miss the good old days myself. Things were so much simpler. Way to go pigs!

Gayle in MD
09-27-2007, 06:47 AM
My Italian aunts would be furious with you! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif I used to die laughing about how upset they got over The Sopranos. Their overly sensitive reactions were probably residual emotions left over from their youth, and being first generation Italians. My Dad used to laugh at how upset they got, too. They're all gone, now, other than one Uncle. I sure do miss them, and all the good times. There was never a dull moment.

Love,
Gayle