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wolfdancer
09-21-2007, 11:03 AM
An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up.




The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do
you stay in such great physical condition?"
I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy," and that's why. I'm in
such good shape." I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down
the fairways. Have a glass of vino, and all is well."




"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more
to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"

"Who said my Dad's dead?"
The doctor is amazed "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still
alive. How old is he?"




"He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer. "In fact he golfed with
me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's
why he's still alive ... he's Italian and he's a golfer, too."




"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it
than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died ?"

"Who said my grandpa's dead?"




Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your
grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"

"He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer. The doctor is getting
frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing wit h you this
morning too?"

"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married!! Why
would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"

"Who said he wanted to?"

Deeman3
09-21-2007, 11:23 AM
That is a prime joke but I see so many old guys playing in their 80's and 90's there must be some truth to it. I think, the ones that keep moving are harder for God to locate and bring home. /ccboard/images/graemlins/cool.gif