Asian Hostage Negotiations...

[wolfdancer]

Kidnapper makes three demands http://lo.redjupiter.com/images/braden/hostage1.jpg
Situation assessed
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Head negotiator called in

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Negotiations begin
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Negotiations concluded
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Everybody goes home happy...almost everybody
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[Deeman3]

Now these are my type negoiators.

[Gayle in MD]

Too bad we didn't use that method with Saddam. We could have sent in one man for the whole job, but gee, I forgot, Bush doesn't negotiate. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[wolfdancer]

Don't get any ideas for your next contract negotiations

[Chopstick]

Ever see the Fifth Element.

"Anybody else wanna negotiate?" /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif