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SnakebyteXX
10-09-2007, 07:25 PM
OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ." (5 pages)

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Gayle in MD
10-10-2007, 07:40 AM
A real Christain Conservative, no doubt!

wolfdancer
10-10-2007, 01:24 PM
I, myself, have a plastic fetish....my fantasy is to have sex at a Tupperware Party....

Sid_Vicious
10-10-2007, 06:54 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote wolfdancer:</font><hr> I, myself, have a plastic fetish....my fantasy is to have sex at a Tupperware Party.... <hr /></blockquote>

be carefull what you wish for, tuperware party is the acronym for ladie's getting together for a sex aid party...sid~~~maybe you already knew that and sid missed the joke

wolfdancer
10-10-2007, 07:17 PM
Sid, I did not know that...I live a sheltered life here in Smallville...actually I meant to write "an orgy at a Tupperware party."...believing it to be just that... a party where plastic Tupperware is sold.

cushioncrawler
10-11-2007, 02:29 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote SnakebyteXX:</font><hr>...An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ."..<hr /></blockquote>They say that jeezus died of "non-accidental mechanical asphyxia".

"the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ"... The gnostic christians would have said "the strong fist of our Saviour". madMac.