As I mature...

[sack316]

As I mature…


As I mature, I’ve learned that you can’t make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope that they panic and give in.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust and then suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes, after that you better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I’ve learned that you should compare yourself to others – they are more screwed up than you think.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you’ve finished.

I’ve learned that we are all responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is, sooner or later the passion will fade and there had better be a lot of money to take it’s place.

I’ve learned that 99% of the time, if something doesn’t work at your house, the kids did it.

I’ve learned that the people that mean the most to you in life are taken way too soon and those who annoy the [censored] out of you never go away.


hope everyone is having a good day!

Sack

[dg-in-centralpa]

As I mature, I’ve learned that you can’t make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope that they panic and give in. <font color="red"> </font color> This is how I married Mrs. DG

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. <font color="red"> </font color> Agreed

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust and then suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. <font color="red"> </font color> Isn't that true!

I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes, after that you better have a big willy or huge boobs. <font color="red"> </font color> This lets me out /ccboard/images/graemlins/frown.gif

I’ve learned that you should compare yourself to others – they are more screwed up than you think. <font color="red"> </font color> Sometimes I wonder...

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you’ve finished. <font color="red"> </font color> Been there done that /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I’ve learned that we are all responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. <font color="red"> </font color> That's what Prozac is for

I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is, sooner or later the passion will fade and there had better be a lot of money to take it’s place. <font color="red"> </font color> Again this lets me out

I’ve learned that 99% of the time, if something doesn’t work at your house, the kids did it. <font color="red"> </font color> especially when it comes to the computer

I’ve learned that the people that mean the most to you in life are taken way too soon and those who annoy the [censored] out of you never go away. <font color="red"> </font color> Only the good die young /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif


DG