View Full Version : Spring and fall romance

10-11-2007, 09:18 PM
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new but aged husband may over -exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door
opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again
he is ready for more 'action.'
Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it- Wally is back again, rapping on the door, ready for more 'action.' And, once again
they enjoy each other.
But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often.
You are truly a great lover, Wally.'
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: 'You mean I was here already?'

In real life however, things are a little different...the 60 yr old Attila took a much younger bride and retired to the honeymoon tent....where they found him dead in the morning.