View Full Version : Top 40 list, abridged

10-17-2007, 01:18 PM
I tailored the 40 things you would like to say at your office,
to .....things to say to the dynamic duo:
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
Ahhhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Any connections between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!?!
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be.. .?
Do I look like a people person to you?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Oh I get it...like humor...but different.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Chaos, panic, and disorder...your work here is finally done.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
Wait a minute --- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.